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Funny Stuff

Roofers and others in the varying construction trades tend to get a bad wrap for their infamously crude sense of humor that is seen as common in the blue-collar industries that drive growth economies. At Sno Shield however we like to keep it clean but still love a good laugh and appreciate the great benefits and utility of taking a few minutes each day to look on the brighter side of life. This photo of a British roof design made us chuckle at the “Big Brother” look of the architecture!

Anyhow, here’s a couple of trade-related  jokes to brighten up your day!…

How many cowboy roofers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Three. One to hold the ladder..while the second roofer “pretends” to change the lightbulb. The third roofer sits in the van and keeps adding zero’s at the bottom of the invoice.

Some roofers were fixing a roof in the pouring rain… Halfway through the job one of the roofers needed to go to the toilet. He climbed down the ladder and knocked on the customers door.  “Excuse me madam, is there any chance I could use your toilet?” he asked the lady.  Worried about her clean carpets and seeing the roofers soaking wet clothes, the lady replied “Hang on a minute.. Ill just put some newspaper down”.  With a look of disgust the roofer replied, “If its all the same to you lady..Id rather use the toilet.”

Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend? A: Homeless
 
Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water!
By | 2013-02-08T01:28:00+00:00 February 8th, 2013|thoughts|Comments Off on Funny Stuff

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